Wednesday, November 30, 2005

A Post Script to Hello, Garci!?

Garci does not approve GMA saying "I am sorry."
Asked why, he wants her to say "I am Guilty!"


Bunye says: There is no script in Garci's appearance....
But mind you, we have a tele-prompter!


Locsin: I will initiate a move to recall warrant of arrest against Garci.

(Is that a payment for staying long in the Committee Chairmanship?)


Pechay... err, Pichay: Garci is the victim here.

(Really, then who is the aggressor?)


But true enough, Garci is a victim of a wiretapped conversation. But why is DOJ unwilling to investigate and prosecute those who victimized Garci? Is Gonzales afraid that she might discover GMA and Mike A. to be behind the principals?

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Hello, Garci! (2)

In a meeting somewhere in Mindanao...

Mike A.: Hello, Garci!
Garci: Hello, Mike. Mike test, Mike test.

(After reading from a page-long note)

Garci: How does my script sound?
Mike: Ganun ba. Baka pwede pang magawaan ng paraan?
Garci: Tinitignan ko, nagpiprint kami ng 15 lang, para kung makahabol, titingnan natin.

(Somebody calls...)

Caller: Hello, hello Garci!
Garci: Hello, Maam!
Caller: Nag-usap na ba kayo ni Mike?
Garci: Tine-test ho si Tess, este tini-test ho iyong script baka may legal impediment masabit tayo.
Caller: Ok. Iyong, dagdag, iyong dagdag.
Garci: Sige, aanuhin ko ho lahat ng yan.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Hello, Garci!

Now that Virgilio Garcillano is back, we can already say: Hello, Garci!

But will that also mean: Goodbye, Gloria?

Friday, November 25, 2005

Philippine Politics

If one is looking for the craziest, weirdest politics, just type "philippines" in search tab. Or if one is looking for the most unique style of leadership, simply search for Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. And enjoy the cinema of her patchwork type of management, her survival politics and her decisions dancing in cha-cha and rigodon.